Cat Cult Leader ‘Biscuit’ Claims to Want to Save Hoomanity: 28 Funnies for Feline Fanatics

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Mar 27, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

It has finally happened, and let us tell you, we are here for it. Finally, felines have uncovered themselves as being cult leaders and members and finally the conspiracy theories can be laid to rest.

For those hoping for a more sinister result to the action, we are sorry, because the reality of the cat cult is not as nefarious as we once had been led to believe. And in fact, their movement is designed much more around saving their members from this planet and its ultimate doom, than it is secretly controlling the planet with their whiskery ways. So if you are curious or even desperate to join the Cult of Biscuit, then this list has got everything you need to know about their plans, activities and day trips.

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  • 01
    Why youshould join the cuit of Biscuit RIGHT NOW
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    First of all: What's the CultofBiscuit? In the Cult of Biscuit we worship Biscuit, the amazing incredible talented and humble cat pictured below Sometimes Biscuit is an alien The cult is a place where worshippers of the almighty Biscuit join and appreciate this powerful creature. It is said that Biscuit blesses all of the followers of the cult
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    Reasont There are actually TWO cats to worship Biscuit's sister Muffin was adopted after the cult was established and she happily joined as the vice leader! She has her own Instagram @sillygirlmuffin and is also featured on the Biscuit account!
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    Reason 2 You will be safe when the aliens invade! Biscuit will protect all of her cult members when her fellow aliens invade and take over the world! fl www. ਡਲੀ www. 80808 134
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    Reason 3 Friendship The cult is a very close community! worshipping Something about being trapped in the same-basement-really brings people cat together We have an active discord server where people share their cats and make friends with likeminded people (fellow cult Coleo members)
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    Reasons Enemies of the cult are sacrificed to make Biscuit stronger. If someone is ever bothering you simply tell them that you will sacrifice them to Biscuit and they will be so scared and stop immediately
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    Reason X5 Zeep zorp gleeble vorp zip zip zip glorb bleeb zarp zoop gleeby gleep, gnarp gnarp gleeby bleeby zip zorp zingle forp
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  • Well, Biscuit had us at reason number 1, but now having seen reason number 5, we are fully sold on the concept of joining this cult and supporting their causes. How on earth is anyone meant to withstand the temptation of ‘Zeep zorp gleeeble’? It is after all the most sought after experience in the universe.

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    Join us, we are the most powerful cult in the world and with your support soon world domination will be achieved I'd like to introduce you to my cult what's your cult ? I'm interested
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    Cheezburger Image 10485921536
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    Evil mode: on
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    Meowdy
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    Cheezburger Image 10485922304
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    Cheezburger Image 10485922048
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    Cheezburger Image 10485923072
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    P
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    Cheezburger Image 10485922816
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    giddy up
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  • One of the many apparent benefits of joining the cult of biscuit is that until the aliens attack, they go on frequent day trips to try to take advantage of what little time they have left on this planet. From what we understand, the day trips are fully funded by the cult and are a great opportunity to see the wonderful world we live in.

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    Do NOT swipe to the next slide
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    You look sad, take this
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    Dreaming dreams
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    GNARPY ATTACK
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    Cheezburger Image 10485924352
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    0:<
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    АНАНАНАНАНА
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    Cheezburger Image 10485924864
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    Cheezburger Image 10485925888
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    Cheezburger Image 10485926144
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    "Cat Tax"

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